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Joke of the Day

"Everything doesn't ""happen for a reason."" The universe is not aware of your existence. Stop being arrogant."

"""I maul out of love"" - Bear Supply"

"Beer: The WD40 for conversations."

"The most courageous thing a TV show can do now is keep all its characters alive."

"What do you call a woman with boobs on her back? I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with."

"Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!"

"my girfriend ask me ,""what about date"" i say ""the rate of dates are so high in the market"". sorry...."

"Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder."

"If H2O is water, and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4? Drinking, bathing, watering etc etc."

"Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!"