201923

Joke of the Day

"What's Hodor's job? Raisin Bran"

"Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."

"YO' MAMA IS LIKE... ASS HAIR Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t."

"Who is your's Your Father's- Mother's- daunghter-in-law's husband is your?"

"[Calls boss] I won't be in today ""Why not?"" [camera pans out to a raccoon wearing sunglasses driving away in my car] I've got the shits."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Nevermind, I just boiled the egg."

"Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other..."

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? 'cause he was too far out man!"

"I've just been informed by a porn site that ""8 hot nymphos in my area are dying to meet me."" I'm understandably stoked."

"Breathing heavily, she asked me what I can give her. Me: ""I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"" Her: ""Oh yess, I can't wait!"" Me: ""That's right, get ready for some disappointment!"""