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Joke of the Day

"Wife opening mail to spouse: ""The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'"

"I'm glad I haven't seen any German sausage jokes.. they are just the wurst!"

"Where can you find the strongest tea? Cliffsides (because it's so steep)."

"What's hairy and has five fingers? A thalidomide's armpit"

"I'm trying to be more daring. Like I'm not smoking crack or stripping, but I diiiiiid just eat an unwashed strawberry so..."

"What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something? Sir Charge"

"What does a black man and a park bench have in common Neither one can support a family of five."

"Your Costco ID photo shows you what you'd look like as a meth addict."

"Ive just finished writing my first ever childrens novel. It's called 'We're poor because of you'."

"In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget."