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Joke of the Day
"I like my sheds the way I like my strip clubs... ...dark and full of hoes"
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"[showing colleague a pic on phone] ""NO! Don't scroll left!"" My face falls as he sees my erotic photo collection of donuts on plates."
"Where do flying pigs land? the airpork!"
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away."
"Constipated Mathematician Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Grub. Trumpton is on."
"""Waiter, I'd like to send this back"" -m'am, I believe that's your husband."
"My brother was recently diagnosed with an eating disorder called pica, which means he eats non-nutritive substances... When I beat him at Jenga the other day, he literally shit bricks."
"Sitting with Grandma at the hospital. She noticed me checking my watch and said, ""Go on Dummy. I know brunch is almost over at the tit bar."""
"You know what would be better than Trump 2016? Kony 2016."