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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a baker with red hair? A ginger bread man"
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"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."
"Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you"
"What do you say to give an electrician encouragement? ""You conduit!"""
"Why do gay people smoke cigarettes? They love butts in their mouth"
"how do you call a white racist whitler"
"What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you? A short woman trying like hell."
"What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?"
"Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned? A. Because of their loco motives"
"My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra."