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Joke of the Day

"What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer? Pedi-files"

"There was a time when I was thin. Sure I was six years old, but I'm confident I can get back in those clothes."

"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said I should prolly not go to those places anymore."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."

"Ever heard the phrase"" Do you live under a rock?"" Ever wonder why Patrick Star is so dumb? Well its because he literally lives under a rock."

"I posted a video of john Cena recently and set it to private."

"Q: How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? A: Tell him he's a duck."

"A tearful Ray Romano raises the gun to his temple. 'not everybody' he whispers 'not everybody'"

"I have a love/hate relationship with mood swings."

"Did you hear about the overly-eager bread dough? In the morning he was always the first one to rise. He didn't want to be a loaf."