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Joke of the Day
"Why do gay people smoke cigarettes? They love butts in their mouth"
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"For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room. The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot. The red shirt dies anyway."
"If you always think the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should water what the fuck you have and see how that works out first."
"Flight attendant: ""will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?"" Me: ""yes"" In my head: ""No we're all gonna die"""
"Did you hear about the linoleum factory in France that exploded? The locals call it Linoleum Blown-apart."
"Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground"
"I have really bad hearing & thought he said ""I love turds"" but he said ""nerds"" & now I don't know what to do with this shit in my underwear."
"""Cu Later!"" - a guy who wants some Copper, but not right now."
"Some say youth is wasted on the young, I say wealth is wasted on the old. Also Oxycontin."
"FROM THE FIRST BITE YOU CAN TELL CELERY DOESN'T WANT TO BE EATEN"