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Joke of the Day

"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."

"How do you know your letter is gay? It came in the mail."

"I could never be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I talk to her on the phone."

"My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said, ""I wanna watch."""

"Pregnancy in the 1940's. (Doc) - ""Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you"".... (Patient) - ""Thats MISS Smith, doctor!"".... (Doc) - ""Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you""...."

"Just saw a couple of dudes trying to grab an old lady's purse so I ran over to help. We got it off her eventually"

"[request] Having a hard time remembering a joke. Please help. A guy goes to a doctor. The punch line is said in a really surprised tone ""THE DOCTOR WAS A WOMAN!"" Thank you in advance."

"The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor"

"What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor"

"How do skeletons kiss? They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."