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Joke of the Day

"Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned? A. Because of their loco motives"

"I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion."

"Dudes don't like it when you ask if their salmon-colored pants are wild or farm-raised"

"I'm officially starting my campaign next election And my slogan will be ""Hindsight 2020"""

"What do Jewish pitbulls say to each other when they get home? Muzzles off!"

"I've been trying to explain asymptotes to my friends... They're getting closer every time."

"'I've been expecting you, Mr. Bond.' - James Bond's mother giving birth"

"Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors? Because if it did it would be a chicken sedan."

"How did you know that the janitors were dating? They were caught sweeping together."

"I've just been to the Travel agents to pick up my spending money for my trip to Greece. How the hell am I going to get these 100 goats onto the plane?"