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Joke of the Day
"What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you? A short woman trying like hell."
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"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Then it will be the first time a white billionaire moves into government subsidized housing after a black family moved out. Edit: Billionaire"
"Adobe released a new digital ruler today. It's a bit short though, so they codenamed it... Napoleon, because it's a short ruler. No, seriously: http://xdce.adobe.com/mighty/"
"What do you call a Russian tree ? Dimitree"
"America's future That's the joke"
"Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there."
"Pharmacist: ""That'll be $97."" Long pause. We both bust out laughing. ""Have a good day, comrade."" he says, handing me the prescription."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis."
"Why do flies hate the shower? Because the only thing to eat is shampoo."
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary"