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Joke of the Day

"how do you call a white racist whitler"

"A naked jew with an erection ran into a wall He broke his nose"

"WIFE (noticing lipstick on my collar): have you been kissing another woman? ME: uhh MY DOG (with bright pink lips): go on, tell her"

"If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die. ""Sorry sir, we are closed."" FIRE! ""Good morning."" FIRE!"

"Did you know semen leaves the penis at 50 miles per hour? That means it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone, but I don't think I got arrested because of the speed."

"What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine? Diddly squat."

"Why did the Seahawks pass the ball? To get to the other side!"

"Gum commercials exaggerate your odds of kissing a complete stranger in public by 780,000,000%"

"Donald Trump is not the sharpest tool in the shed but... ..he is the biggest."

"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."