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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying she faked her orgasm, all I'm saying is my p enis wasn't even in."
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"Sorry I can't pay for a new car right now, I'm still paying off a Naked Juice I bought in 2014"
"Anyone got a 10 year old daughter I could introduce as mine? Stuck in an elaborate lie after putting my music on shuffle at a party."
"Alcohol is a perfect solvent. It dissolves marriages, families and careers."
"10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie."
"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the Que Que Que"
"I met a Mexican with two dicks He called one Jose and the other Hose B"
"Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop."
"I would put a web cam in my shower to make extra money, but I would hate having to only sing public domain songs."
"What is the national bird of Afghanistan? The Boeing 757"