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Joke of the Day
"What is the national bird of Afghanistan? The Boeing 757"
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"Top Five Accountant Taboos: 5. Unreconciled difference 4. Doesn't foot & crossfoot 3. No journal entry support 2. Cooking the books 1. Sex"
"Two people have been killed and another seriously injured in a knife attack at an Ikea store in Sweden. Police are currently at the crime scene trying to piece the evidence together."
"Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them"
"I wonder if Sallys parents were like ""Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."""
"I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream ""Is anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!"""
"90% of my opinions are a shrug."
"The Holacust isn't funny my grandfather died in one of those camps he fell off his guard tower"
"Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede."
"That thin line between ""I should tweet that"" or ""I should talk to my therapist about that""..."