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Joke of the Day
"What is the national bird of Afghanistan? The Boeing 757"
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"If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd write a tragedy about the fate of the single French fry that comes with every order of onion rings."
"I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day.. must have been a figment of my imagination."
"What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance? Jihad me at hello."
"Jeopardy Contestant: Saturday night for $400 Alex: This when the song Tennessee Whiskey is playing in the background Contestant: What is Jacking Daniels?"
"Hug? Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower"
"I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink on days that start with letter T. Tuesday, Thursday and Today. Edit: Also Tomorrow."
"I've got an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one."
"So many pants. So little yoga."
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