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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop."
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"Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your cuzin, let me in."
"Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise."
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman!"
"Love means never having to say you're sorry. Wait, I confused ""love"" with ""being white, middle-class, and male."""
"Moses and Joshua found a class of water in the fridge... They decided to split it."
"Why did the Indian girl suffer so much when she broke her leg? She was in the wrong cast."
"What idiot called it a tree trimmer instead of a branch manager?"
"Any time I see a pic of Princess Leia's hair I get a craving for a cinnabon"
"Trust Mom!"