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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the deformed linebacker? He had 4 sacks."

"Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!"

"If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved."

"If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president."

"How do you make holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it."

"I call my dick MySpace No one's on it."

"Today is awesome. I got pulled over by a cop on a bike. He even asked if I knew why he was ""pulling me over"" You need a ride! Duh"

"The ""Beware of Cat"" sign posted outside my house doesn't seem to be having the desired affect."

"Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !"

"Did you hear about the award winning scarecrow? He was out standing in his field."