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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the deformed linebacker? He had 4 sacks."
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"Did you know Stalin's penis was the funniest part of his body? It was real commiedick."
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"What's a dyslexic stoner's favorite phone brand? HTC."
"This kid is walking down the street. This kid is walking down the street with just a shoe on. He meets a friend who asks him: ""What happened? Have you lost a shoe?"" ""No, I found one."""
"I noticed a bank teller having trouble counting coins so i bumped into his desk and knocked some cents into him."
"New study says glasses help with math. Apparently they are good for davision"
"Used shampoo instead of shower gel and now my body has up to 70% more body."
"Why do Pakistanis love football (soccer) so much? ... Because whenever they get a corner they open a 7/11. PS: I'm Pakistani and I found this joke to be hilarious."
"What do you call cartoon duck sausage? Huey Louie Andouille."