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Joke of the Day

"Why do the French not pronounce ""h"" at the beginning of words? *with a French accent* Because they hate it."

"How dare room service question ""how many people"" I need 8 mimosas for "

"Never drink water after eating fish !!! Your stomach might become an aquarium. PS not mine read it somewhere"

"Reddit users love reading the same thing again and again. Here's proof...."

"I just ran a .003048K"

"????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????"

"Here's a joke I've been working on: Q: What did the husband say when he returned home and found that his wife is missing?"

"Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? Just a warning, it's not that gouda. (made that one up during a slow night at work)"

"THE WEEKND: I can't feel my face when I'm with you DENTIST (injecting novocaine): that's kinda the point dude"

"Romantic cop: Here, I brought you a flower. Competitive about everything cop: Big deal. I brought you a flowest."