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Joke of the Day

"Hey, want to hear a joke? ""Sure"" ""Sex"" ""... I don't get it."" ""Yeah, I know you don't."""

"What the Mayans taught me The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world."

"The most offensive joke I know. Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles? To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies."

"What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy long legs"

"I got catcalled by the garbagemen outside my house this morning... They know a good piece of trash when they see one."

"What's the difference between my penis and a midget dressed as a mouse? Both are small and scare women away... :("

"Why don't ants get sick? They have little antibodies"

"What's the difference between a famous book by Dickens and a woman who buys fake boobs? One is a Tale of Two Cities..."

"I finally realised why Oscar Pistorius lost his trial Because from a legal point he didn't have a leg to stand on."

"Why are pills white instead of black? Because you want them to work don't you?"