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Joke of the Day
"How dare room service question ""how many people"" I need 8 mimosas for "
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"What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar? A man with unfinnished buisness."
"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"
"I heard Donald Trump has read a lot of different books.. ..Apparently for the most part he never made it past Chapter 11."
"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"
"Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there's a catch"
"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."
"I found a lamp in a back alley When I rubbed it the genie said 'You may have a long memory, or a long penis' I forget my response"
"Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: ""Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"""
"I finally Understand Math Me: wow i finally understand math *moves on to next question* Me: what the hell is this"