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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? Just a warning, it's not that gouda. (made that one up during a slow night at work)"

"What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there"

"What does a horny toad say? Rubbit"

"Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse."

"My Japanese dentist became a woman. He's a trans zen dentalist."

"No matter how kind you are german kids are Kinder"

"Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran He is Hodorless"

"How much do pirates charge for piercings? A buck an ear."

"What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel? Hodor."

"What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear? The pair with no sole."