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"""The name's And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach."""
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"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success."
"The man entered his home... and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house."
"What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches? Extra virgin oil"
"Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion."
"What did one shark say to the other? These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad."
"NSFW A man asked a woman ""Excuse me miss can I smell your feet?"" She replies ""why certainly not!"" So the man says ""oh must be your pussy then."""
"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's masturbating? His ears."
"""Yes, I'm still single and underemployed, but at least I'm not MARRYING CHARLES MANSON"" --women at family holiday gatherings from now on"