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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success."

"what idiot called it a moon enthusiast and not a lunatic"

"As long as McDonald's doesn't make us pay with excercise."

"There's a new app that tells you which of your friends are racist. It's called Facebook."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Becomes he only CUMS once a year"

"What do you call redditors when they get STDs The HIVmind"

"A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do he tried all kinds but cleared his mind when he went for a haiku."

"I just saw Ex Machina... I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women."

"Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half."

"Remember when Indiana Jones risked having his arm crushed to rescue his hat? I'd do that for my iPhone."