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Joke of the Day
"What did one shark say to the other? These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad."
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"Che Guevara was such a revolutionary. He revolutionized the t-shirt sales."
"why dont women drive? because theres not road from the bed room to the kitchen"
"Birth Control? Don't kid yourself."
"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"
"Gandalf was an alien. It's right there in his name: Gandalf the GREY. Wake up, sheeple!"
"Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it? Because there could be an Italian dressing inside."
"When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. After a while, my mum said, ""Just use a fcuking spoon, Mike. You're not a Jedi."""
"What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride? Walk-a Walk-a"
"In Germany, we know of a joke The French military."