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Joke of the Day
"Murderman V. Another Murderman: Dawn of Murdering #BatmanvSuperman"
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"My boyfriend doesn't like when I give our neighbors nicknames like, ""Beard Man"" ""Jolly Girl"" and ""the one I slept with in 2009."""
"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."
"How do you know you sister is on her period? Dad's cock tastes like blood."
"[Drug deal] How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this? *Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is"
"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"
"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once. But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out."
"I heard the Boston Marathon wasn't very good this year... No one really blew away the competition."
"Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"What do you call black characters in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Niggas in Ferris."