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"Murderman V. Another Murderman: Dawn of Murdering #BatmanvSuperman"
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"How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash."
"Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires."
"(Dirty) joke from 14th century (or maybe even older) What is long and likes to pry in a hole? A key."
"What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet? H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash."
"I'm black, and I really hate it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. I guess some old habits never die... White man always leavin' me hanging"
"I thought about buying used toilet paper But I hear it's pretty shitty"
"My safe word is ""keep going."" It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!"
"Why would Bill Cosby make a great lawyer? The proof is in the pudding"
"Why don't lobsters share their dinner? Because they're shellfish!!!"