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Joke of the Day
"I saw a sign in a shop- Mosquito nets 10' I didn't even know bugs could play the lottery."
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"The Detroit Lions That's it; that's the joke."
"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."
"""Welcome to 9-1-1, Florida. If you're calling about a matter related to George Zimmerman, please press 2. Otherwise, stay on the line..."""
"Well, it's getting to that time of year when my wife gets drunk and gives her annual blow job. I hope it's me this year!"
"I am an obese man identifying as a skinny man... I am trans-fat."
"How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree? Wave."
"A man visits his local dentist. Dentist: Now please take a seat, this will hurt a little. Patient: Ok. Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."
"I've never seen a nudist I wanted to see naked."
"I don't know many football players except... The one with the Messi hair"