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Joke of the Day

"Restaurant Activity: Walk over to a table of strangers and ask, ""Who ordered the farts?"" Then, fart."

"What do you call gay potatoes? Homofries!"

"I woke up this morning, and I've got the worst hangover.... ..... the sequel."

"How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs"

"A roman walks in a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers please."""

"What does a cyborg order at a diner? A Cyborger"

"What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"

"What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? Four-tified"

"Q: How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day? ... ... A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey."

"Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs. Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD."