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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a male camel toe? A moose knuckle"

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"Why did NASA hire a proctologist? To help plan the trip to Uranus."
"What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? The Patriots"
"Pool donations A man came to my door Asking for donations towards the local swimming pool So I peed in it."
"Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom? They were boldly going where no man has gone before"
"A man told me that he wasn't constipated I think he's full of shit."
"What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump 's tie"
"Dr: He has a lot of blockage ""So my Dad has a bad heart?"" Dr: He also donates to charity ""So he has a good heart?"" Dr: Ya, it evens out"
"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."
"What would you say to Hitler if he was sick? Hey, ill Hitler!"