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Joke of the Day
"What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own? His car."
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"Mickey Mouse's lawyer calls... ...And tells him, ""Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because shes 'crazy'"" and Mickey responds, ""I didn't say she was crazy, i said she was fucking goofy!"""
"A feminist asks ""what's your view on lesbians?"" I say ""420p can't afford platinum."""
"I remember when my grad father first got his pace maker Every time he would go to use the microwave he would piss his pants and forget who he was for about an half an hour or so."
"A friend asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said about 30 minutes"
"What kind of pants did the Japanese porn star wear to her job interview? Bu-khakis"
"My wife likes to talk after sex.. So she called me from a hotel room. No Respect! RIP Rodney Dangerfield"
"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay! You have my word!"
"GF Trying to Find a 32 Bit version of MS Office. ""WTF, there is no 32 bit version. They are all 64 bit or x86."""
"What are the two types of people who love the words ""Who, what, when, where and why?"" English teachers and Alzheimer's patients"