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Joke of the Day
"What are the four fastest hands in the world? ...when it slips out."
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"An infectious disease enters a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here."" It replies, ""Well, your not a very good host."" It isn't mine, my doctor told me this one"
"What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?"
"What do you call a gay rubber band? An elasstickle"
"Why do people with Ocd never have diarrhea. They got their shit in order."
"What's the difference between rape and vehicular manslaughter? It's harder to eat a plate of ribs during a rape."
"A man gets home and sees his wife pleasuring herself with a cucumber ""What are you doing?"" he shouts, ""I have to eat that later, and I don't want it tasting like cucumber!"""
"How many planets are there in the solar system? There used to be nine, then there was eight and when I'm done with Uranus there'll be seven."
"Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks."
"...: who do you listen to more? Mummy or daddy? 5y: mummy ...: why? 5y: mummy talks more"