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Joke of the Day
"What is a cheating wife's worst nightmare? A husband in his hybrid"
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"Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes"
"Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na."
"How did the scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very pleasurable."
"Whats the difference between a black person and a pizza. A pizza can feed a family of 4"
"Q: How does the queen bee get around her hive? A: She's throne."
"I think my friend is addicted to drinking brake fluid He says he can stop anytime he wants"
"Hell is full of ugly babies, tinkerbell tshirts and fat women debating the tastiness of frozen meals.....oh wait. This is just walmart"
"A woman walks up to a guy in blue swimming trunks and says, ""Your eyes match your swim trunks!"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""
"MOM: What did you learn at summer camp? KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator? For what? KID: To charge our iPods"