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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a black person and a pizza. A pizza can feed a family of 4"

"Me: I'll write u a haiku! Her: I'm just impressed u know how to spell haiku. Me: *deletes ""how to spell high-koo"" from browser history*"

"Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that? Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty."

"10 years ago, my teenage daughter ran away from home. I bumped into her the other day and she said ""Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm a prostitute"". I always knew she would suck seed."

"What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant? Little Cesar's"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to sell oranges by the side of the highway."

"What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend? Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her."

"I almost got raped in jail ... My family takes monopoly way too seriously."

"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball"

"If blind people wear sunglasses Shouldn't deaf people wear earmuffs?"