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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does the queen bee get around her hive? A: She's throne."
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"Do you ever just look at a girl and instantly know she posts her daily horoscope on Facebook and quotes Marilyn Monroe?"
"Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!"
"How do you clean a condom? Turn it inside-out and shake the fuck out of it."
"What do you call a ghost in spring? April ghouls"
"The school phoned me today and said, ""Your son's been telling lies."" I replied, ""Well, tell him he's bloody good - I ain't got any kids!"""
"How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know"
"Fact that will blow your mind away. Did you know that Oprah Winfrey contains enough air that it can be used to inhabit life on Mars by creating an atmosphere."
"What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat? A Fetality."
"You know why Irish pillow cases are so popular? They can really make a sham rock."