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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a male chicken with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"The hoodie & shorts combo outfit, because you almost understand how body heat works."

"Say what you want about Donald Trump... ...While you still can..."

"Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride"

"What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party? You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!"

"Why did Hank Hill join an S&M club? He heard they were Pro-Pain."

"What's the difference between a blimp and a blow job every day? One's a Goodyear, the other's a fucking awesome year!"

"""well well well, if it isn't the person who didn't like my Instagram photo"" is how i like to address pretty much everyone"

"If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm"

"What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern? Pumpkin pie!"