81481

Joke of the Day

"Say what you want about Donald Trump... ...While you still can..."

"Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today"

"""Two thumbs up!"" -man with 12 thumbs reviewing a movie he hated"

"One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft porn I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked."

"Someone called me lazy today, I almost replied"

"What's a three letter word for Hell? DMV."

"How do you know if someone has been to Florida? They'll tell you."

"Why was the beaver homeless? He just couldn't give a dam."

"My extra sensitive toothpaste cries when I don't brush my teeth"

"A cannibal walked into a female patient's surgery room... ""I'll take the eggs, please."""