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Joke of the Day

"If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm"

"Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy."

"Why did the Austrian woman go to see a psychologist. Because she wanted a penis."

"I made a deposit at the sperm bank last night. She really hates it when I call her that though."

"""I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down"" ~Bowling pins"

"Relationship Joke A man asks his wife, ""What would you do if I won the lottery?"" His wife says, ""Take half and leave your ass!"" The man replies, ""Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!"""

"Why do Gay guys wear condoms? To play star wars."

"Why is it awful to be an egg? You only get laid once, it takes three minutes to get hard, and you come in a box with eleven others."

"What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? Wind chimes."

"What do you get when you have Avogadro's number of donkeys? Molasses."