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Joke of the Day

"They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier. Not only is he a single digit; he's fat."

"Two antennas met on a roof... After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!"

"An Irish man walks out of a bar..."

"Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I find about 12 of them somewhat tolerable once in a while."

"Guys that try to pick up girls on Facebook are pathetic. Girls if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it."

"What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy? Ironyman ... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring."

"So my drug dealer got me these new shoes.. And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day"

"What is the recommended psychological treatment for mentally ill statisticians? Regression therapy"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother, he's not coming."

"All this ""Kaine is boring"" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit"