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Joke of the Day

"All this ""Kaine is boring"" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit"

"Russia is invading Ukraine? US: ""NATO my watch!"""

"Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf."

"Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else"

"What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at-large!"

"My class requires 3 1/2 in. floppy diskettes, they're only $1 each, but the time machine to go back to 1997 is extremely expensive."

"Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes? He's never Reddit."

"What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."

"What's a zergling's favourite newspaper? The Guardian."

"I'm writing a research paper on banning shredded cheese in supermarkets and instead only selling cheese is large blocks. The title is ""Make America Grate Again."""