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Joke of the Day

"Guys that try to pick up girls on Facebook are pathetic. Girls if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it."

"Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex."

"They tried to make me go to rehab... They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said... 'I don't have insurance'. And that was the end of that."

"Did you hear about the wooden horse? Wooden poop."

"As soon as he clicked on the title he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more jokes."

"Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. Apparently she stood him up."

"A recent survey suggests 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape"

"David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel."

"I saw the middle eastern version of ""Horton Hears a Who"" the other day It was called ""Achmed Hears a Boom"""

"Camouflage training The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, ""I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."" ""Thank you very much, sir."""