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Joke of the Day

"Two antennas met on a roof... After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!"

"Do you know the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.."

"How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero? Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there."

"What's the smartest animal on the farm? The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)"

"My password is ""weak?"" Well your password recovery security question is soft as shit. The city I was born in? Ask me why my mom left my dad."

"My mother took me to the symphony when I was a child.. But we had to leave because of all the sax and violins."

"I'm hungry A boy walks up to his dad. ""Dad I'm hungry."" ""Hi hungry!"" ""Dad I'm serious."" ""I'm sorry serious, I thought you were hungry."" The boy then dies of hunger."

"How long after the first date should I wait before asking to get my bra & panties back?"

"Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss"

"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell"