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Joke of the Day

"Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I find about 12 of them somewhat tolerable once in a while."

"I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru."

"What do you call an ugly Spanish chemist? Iron Oxide"

"If you mention ""leg day"" on a first date we will not be going on a second date"

"My girlfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh When I put my ear up to it I can smell the ocean"

"Can't quit smoking? Wear mittens all the time."

"How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"

"My 11 year old dumped his girlfriend because she was too ""sassy."" So I'm guessing my days are numbered."

"Why did the Mexican tie his wife to the train tracks? To-kill-er"

"When is Jesse Jackson going to notice how segregated Neopolitan ice cream is?"