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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing you can hear while blowing Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
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"What's the best way to prepare baby food? Shake'n bake."
"*boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*"
"How does a black chick know she's pregnant? The cotton from the tampon has been picked."
"How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy? It depends on how big his plantation is."
"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""
"Statistics say that 30% of women are on medication for some sort of mental issue... That means there are 70% running around out there unmedicated..."
"A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him Miles"
"No ageism? A baby seated in a tall wooden throne at this cafe just shattered a vase of flowers unprompted & was then told how handsome he is"
"My brother pointed to his coffee table and said ""those are my new gloves"" He's always making off-hand remarks like that"