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Joke of the Day
"A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him Miles"
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"When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other? See ya next month."
"Reminder guys: if a girl undresses in front of you don't just keep saying ""this is terrific"" over and over again ok"
"You would think gay rights wouldn't be a problem.... With all the fags on the internet"
"My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments."
"What does God have in common with Black Fathers?"
"A lawyer and a boulder are dropped from a cliff at the same time. Which hits the ground first? Who cares?"
"The US Defense budget is 40x bigger than NASA's. It's surprising we actually went to the moon instead of blowing it up."
"How many guys in the friend zone does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it and get pissed off when it doesn't screw."