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Joke of the Day

"How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy? It depends on how big his plantation is."

"What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !"

"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well the flag for one is a big plus. Badum tss."

"What do you call a rude god? Assholy."

"They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country... ...but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million."

"Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 as his salary for the job of the President instead of the usual 400,000. That man would do just about anything to avoid paying the taxes."

"What is green and has wheels Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism? Because you might get Sikh"

"Old ladies are not as fucking helpful as they think they are."

"I'm not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be tit shaped."