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Joke of the Day

"Statistics say that 30% of women are on medication for some sort of mental issue... That means there are 70% running around out there unmedicated..."

"Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes? They had really long weights."

"A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute."

"Kind of morbid (sorry) (From my uncles) Him: Have you ever fucked a dog as long as you wanted? Me: NO! Him: Why'd you stop?"

"I got ""Nope"" on ""Are You Going To Take This Quiz To Find Out What Stupid Character Or Song Or Food You Are?"""

"My wife is talking about wanting to have children. I don't think I am ready for her to be a single mom."

"""weed is a gateway drug"" ""to what? the fridge? Hahaha"" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*"

"Tacos always smell like love, but love doesn't always smell like tacos."

"How do you circumcise a whale? Four skin divers."

"A bar walks into a bar Haha I have no idea where I was going with this please don't be mean I thought it was going to be funny."