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Joke of the Day
"I love my lungs... ...they have a place very close to my heart."
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"Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps"
"I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now."
"Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos? Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!"
"I don't understand how a priest can be out of shape... They're always exorcising."
"You aren't going to believe who is the most wonderful person ever... Read the first two words"
"What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ? Ego-Testicle."
"Funny how the more out-of-shape someone is, the more likely they are to refer to their favorite sports team as ""we."""
"Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen."
"WIFE: Were you harassing that old gypsy woman again? ME: *fighting off a crow* Of course not! WIFE: You lying to me? ME: No. *rains frogs*"