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Joke of the Day
"You aren't going to believe who is the most wonderful person ever... Read the first two words"
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"People always say, ""Its the little things in life you treasure""... But whenever I'm naked, girls always laugh."
"I've heard of sleepwalking on Ambien but the cabbie dropped me off and seems I flew to New Mexico, got peyote, ate a burrito, and flew back."
"Why did the power go out when Optimus Prime got his first blow job? Someone blew a transformer."
"Spider Island Day 1: The arachnids are intelligent & friendly hosts. They even built me a hammock to ensure my comfort. Day 2: I was wrong."
"What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string? Stopping it with a shovel!"
"Why Wasn't Hitler Allowed to Host Jeapoardy? He kept asking the contestants if their answers were their final solution."
"i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck."
"Now that Benedict XVI is out of work... ...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer."
"In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality."