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Joke of the Day

"Funny how the more out-of-shape someone is, the more likely they are to refer to their favorite sports team as ""we."""

"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""

"Being an adult is mostly hurrying up to get to places you didn't want to go in the first place."

"I'm white, but not like ""has a golden retriever named Chance"" white."

"My German sausage didn't come with a bun... It was just the wurst."

"What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? I laugh at neither of them."

"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy Dead People."

"A man walks into a music store and asks the assistant ""I have really enjoyed Beethoven's Concerto. Have you got some of his earlier work, concertA to concertN?"""

"How do you know when a Jewish chef is done cooking? You check the oven."

"Nick Cannon is the new face of Radio Shack both of which apparently still excist"