202065
Joke of the Day
"I don't understand how a priest can be out of shape... They're always exorcising."
Next Joke
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was ""adkwodrtrgfvnfif"""
"My wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter I don't know what shocked her the most; the fact I was having sex with our daughter or the abortion clinic gave me the fetus."
"Judas: C mon Jesus we re gonna be late for last supper Jesus: The what?? Judas: The supper.. we re gonna be late for supper."
"Bend over and take it like a taxpayer."
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, ""It smells fishy around here."""
"My yard is full of bear traps cos I'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake."
"I kill people for a living with my jokes! HAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU"
"Boy: Calls 911 Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years? You haven't AG-ed a bit."