202065
Joke of the Day
"I don't understand how a priest can be out of shape... They're always exorcising."
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"So, putting a ""caution wet floor"" sign down before delivering my best pick up line is frowned upon...."
"What do you call playing chess against yourself? Chessturbation."
"Hannibal Lecter tells his first victim what he is going to do to him... Victim- ""You are shitting me..."" Hannibal- ""Not yet"""
"This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?"
"I heard Sylvia Brown died... Bet she didn't see that coming."
"Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out"
"I text-ed my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."
"The power went out. At the gigafactory."
"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."