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Joke of the Day

"I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now."

"What's the difference between Trump and cancer? Cancer killed Jobs"

"The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"Can't believe it's already been 10 years since you had to pay for music."

"Q: What do you call a monster snake that works for the government? A: A civil serpent."

"My mom asks if I could help her bake bread this Christmas. She kneads me."

"How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch."

"Whenever I tinker with the idea of a having a relationship, I go spend a night with my married friends."

"I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday it didn't go down very well."

"I like long walks on the beach and lying about being married."