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Joke of the Day

"So there's a three-legged dog who walks into a saloon He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and tells the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot mah paw"""

"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."

"A skeleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""

"In my free time I help blind children I usually find throwing pencils is the most efficient method"

"Mom, what is a transvestite? -Ask uncle Yvonne."

"Senator John Tester from Montana and his executive assistant both have only seven fingers. That is so hot!"

"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? He doesn't, he's dead!"

"Civil War Jokes? Most of them are General-Lee stupid."

"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."

"Why do Asains have small penises they don't like being 'rong'"