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Joke of the Day
"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? He doesn't, he's dead!"
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"if anyone tries to tell you your dreams are unachievable just remember i have crashed my dirt bike into all 7 wonders of the world"
"Do scientists know how Ebola effects white people yet?"
"The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a good year."
"Sometimes when I'm riding in an uber, I like to request another uber. Instant car chase."
"The worst part about a prostate exam... is getting an erection in the middle of the exam and then them finding out you're not even a doctor."
"What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants? a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite album? The Wall"
"If I see you being rude to a waitress, I'll spit in your food myself."